krampus is coming

[Mike Kerner]

i heard that there was going to be something new to break before krampus
maybe i heard wrongly

-- 
On the first day, God created the heavens and the Earth
On the second day, God created the oceans.
On the third day, God put the animals on hold for a few hours,
   and did a little diving.
And God said, "This is good."