[OT sub Holidays]

Judy Perry jperryl at ecs.fullerton.edu
Thu Dec 22 13:57:43 EST 2005


JIMMY BUFFET'S HOLIDAY COOKIES

> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp. baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp. salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
> again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one Level cup and
> drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
> Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
> sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
> still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
> pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
> tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a
> sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
> spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
> beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
> the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
> CHERRY MISTMAS






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