[OT - I remembered this time]: here we go

[Mark Wieder]

Pete-

LOL. That's the best story I've heard in a while.

Here's one more before I leave this thread (probably for musicians
only):

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we
don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is
out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not
sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse
me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not
convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender
notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're
the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back
the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The
bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could
be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and
realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial,
found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is
sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.

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-Mark Wieder
 mwieder at ahsoftware.net