Pete- Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 9:15:49 PM, you wrote: > OK, is it open season on musician jokes? 'Cause I got some that will ruffle > a few feathers :=) I'll bet you do. You mean like: What's the definition of perfect pitch? Tossing an accordian in the toilet without hitting the rim. -- -Mark Wieder mwieder at ahsoftware.net