Apples actual response to the Flash issue
Richard Gaskin
ambassador at fourthworld.com
Sun May 2 22:48:46 EDT 2010
For a number of years now, work has has been proceeding in order to
bring prefection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would
work to not only supply inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral
phase detectors, but would also be capable of automatically
synchronising cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the
'Turboencabulator'. Basically, the only new principle involved is that
instead of the power being generated by the relaxive motion of
conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interactions of
magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite,
surrounded by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two
spurving bearings were in direct line with the pentametric fan, the
latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the
ambifacient lunar vaneshaft that side fumbling was effectively
prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed
in panendermic semiboloid solts in the stator, every seventh conductor
being connected by a non-reversible termic pipe to the differential
girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeter.
Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arrranged to feed
into the rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenyhydrobenzamine
and 5 percent reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have
specific pericosities given by p=2.4 Cn where n is the diathecial
evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is the
Chomondeley's annual grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured
with the aid of a metapolar pilfrometer, but up to the present date
nothing has been found to equal the transcetental hopper dadoscope.
Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubbing together
a regurgitative purwell and a superaminative wennel-sprocket. Indeed,
this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in
1943, it was found that the use of anhydrous nagling pins enabled a
kyptonastic boiling shim to be tankered.
The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral
decommutator failed largely because of lack of appreciation of the large
quasi-pietic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially
designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When, however, it was
discovered that wending could be prevented by the simple addition of
teeth to socket, almost perfect running was secured.
The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the HF rem peak
by constantly fromaging the bituminous spandrels. This is a distinct
advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no drammock oil is required
after the phase detractors have remissed.
Undoubtedly, the turboencabulator has now reached a very high level of
technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer
trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it
may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to
reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
- From The Institute of Electrical Engineers,
Students Quarterly Journal 25
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