Who says LiveCode ain't English!

[Richmond]

On 18/08/14 15:11, FlexibleLearning.com wrote:
> For fun, writing a story using LiveCode syntax without a compile error...
>
> on mouseUp
>    go to shop
>    if shop is not open then return home
>    get groceries, coffee and milk
>    go back home
>    put groceries into fridge
> end mouseUp
>
> How long can we make it?
>
> Hugh Senior
> FLCo
>
>
on mouseUp
   go to shoppingCentre
      if cheeseShop is not open
         put "Hard Cheese!"
      else
         get cheese
         put it after fld "shopping bought"
      end if
      if wineShop is not open
         put "Drink water instead!"
      else
         get wine
         put "," && it after fld "shopping bought"
      end if
      if fruitShop is not open
         put "Scurvy tomorrow!"
      else
         get fruit
         put "," && it after fld "shopping bought"
      end if
      if meatShop is open
         put "Hey, I thought you were a vegetarian!"
      end if
     if fishShop is open
         put "Hey, I thought you were a vegetarian!"
      end if
      go back home
     answer "Are your feet up?" with "UP" and "NO"
       if it = "NO" then
            put "Put your feet up!"
       else
            put "Have a good rest!"
       end if
end mouseUP