[OT - I remembered this time]: here we go

[Gerry Orkin]

That bagpipe one has been on the net for years :)

This three piece rock band were very keen to do well at their gig because they'd heard a big record producer was in the audience. If he liked them they'd be sure to become the next big thing.

During the first song the lead guitarist was strumming up a storm. In his mind all he could think about was the fast cars, private jets and luxury hotel rooms that he was sure were in his future. The drummer played like a demon. All he could think about was the girls, the drugs and the private zoo he was going to build. The bass player hung back in the shadows (as bass players tend to do) thumping out a deep rhythm. All he could think about was A, D, F, G...A, D, F, G...A, D, F, G...

Gerry