Bad jokes [was: Re: [OT] GameOver Mr. Jobs]

[Richmond Mathewson]

  On 24/04/2010 00:00, François Chaplais wrote:
> This one was from communist Eastern Germany.
>
> Do you know why toilet paper is called "Stalin's Revenge" there?
> because if can't make you heart red, it certainly makes your ass the right color.
>
>
I have never tried cleaning a donkey with toilet paper; I suspect if I tried
I would end up like yesterday's newspaper:

red all over . . .  :)

Oh; what does one call a Soviet submarine: big, red and full of submariners!