A good pun is its own "reword"

[Peter Brigham]

Heard on the radio today -- "Yesterday turned out to be 'Goodbye  
Rudy' Tuesday!"

-- Peter

Peter M. Brigham
pmbrig at gmail.com
http://home.comcast.net/~pmbrig/

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  I'm stuck in that awkward stage between birth and  
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On Jan 28, 2008, at 10:58 PM, Barry Erdman, LCSW wrote:

> A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
>
> * Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
>
> * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
>
> * Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
>
> * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
>
> * I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
>
> * If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean
>   that morality comes from morons?
>
> * Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
>
> * A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
> * Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
>
> * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> * A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
>
> * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
>
> * Without geometry, life is pointless.
>
> * When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your
>   imagination.
>
> * Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
>
> * When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.