There's a cockroach in my soup...

[Bob Warren]

In a Restaurant

Customer #1: Waiter! Excuse me, but there's a cockroach in my soup.
Waiter: So?
Customer #2: What do you mean, "So?"?
Waiter: Well, that's quite normal.
Customer #1: What?!
Waiter (to Customer #2): Excuse me sir, but do you have any cockroaches 
in your soup?
Customer #2: No.
Waiter: This gentleman does. Are you worried about it?
Customer #2: Not particularly. My soup's OK.
Waiter (to Customer #1): Eat up your soup, sir.

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Bob Warren (Playwright)