Mac Scrolling

[Richmond Mathewson]

  On 23/04/2010 11:28, Graham & Heather Harrison wrote:
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> On the other hand the Wicked Wenzles of the West may be targeting me again.I thought I had driven them off forever with the garlic poultice on my hard drive, and come to think of my foil hat is missing...

I tried that for a while but the smell of hot garlic just got too much . . .

Try pushing a cat into your DVD drive; my cat keeps trying to push 
herself into mine -
as a result I have no problems with Wicked Wenzles; only cat hair!

I have at last convinced her that the cat-loo is the place to poo, and 
not behind
the computers.

A few years ago, when I lived in the UAE, I came back from my summer
holiday and wondered why my beige G3 was smelling funny; on opening
it up I found it had a full-blown termite colony living inside it.
I chucked the whole thing (less the Hard drive which is now number 4 drive
in my G4 windtunnel) out next to a bush; and for all I know, the termites
are still there: good luck to them - it allowed me to convince my family 
that
I should buy a jazzier machine . . .  :)

I told a friend about this and he said that was, maybe, why his PC was
smelling; we opened it up and found that he had cockroaches (and so
did his computer).

Or, put it another way: Apple computers "Stink Different!"