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Bob blipped,

Well, if I go to my bartender and ask for a free beer, I might get one,


When I bought my last bicycle helmet (they’re single use, and the old one
had a massive dent at the hairline.  I’d never been to a trauma unit before
. . .), there was a little sign on the counter that read, “ring bell for
beer.”  Amused, I rang the bell.

And the salesman turned around, pulled a beer from a small refrigerator,
and handed it to me!

with that, I'll grab some popcorn and enjoy the license wars . . .