bored LC nerd looking for projects

[Mike Kerner]

ok, i'm bored. not unemployed, just bored.
i'm actually considering working on my novel again.
does anyone know of any lc projects in need of help-for-hire, saving
the world from awful, contrived prose?

-- 
On the first day, God created the heavens and the Earth
On the second day, God created the oceans.
On the third day, God put the animals on hold for a few hours,
   and did a little diving.
And God said, "This is good."