8.1.2 Offset bug fixed!

[Richmond Mathewson]

That made me laugh out loud!

Richmond.

On 1/4/17 9:46 pm, Dr. Hawkins wrote:
> On Wed, Jan 4, 2017 at 10:53 AM, Richmond Mathewson <
> richmondmathewson at gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Surely it's better to appeal to Kevin and his team as, last time I looked
>> Jesus wasn't doing much programming.
>
> Actually, Jesus & Satan had a well-known computing contest to resolve a
> dispute.
>
> The Devil had an obvious advantage, considering the infernal underlying
> nature of the machines, but for two hours, they typed away, blasting
> through spreadsheets, word processing, databases, and even a bit of
> programming.
>
> The Devil was clearly far ahead, when, five minutes before the end, power
> went out for two minutes.
>
> On startup, Jesus simply smiled, printed out his work, and turned it in,
> while the Devil stared hopelessly at his screen.
>
> "How could I have lost?  I am the Devil, and these machines are straight
> from the darkest pits of Hell!"
>
> St. Peter looked at him sadly, shook his head, and explained, "Jesus Saves."
>
>
> :)
>
>