Merry Christmas.........

[Richmond]

On 14/12/13 19:54, Bob Earp wrote:
> A certain RunRev employee was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile.  With great cheer in his heart he orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
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> Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Highland baby boy."
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> Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Scottish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?  Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.....so how much does he weigh now?”
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> The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
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> The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?  He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
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> The father takes a slow swig from his Glemmorangie, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
> "Had him circumcised."

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I think that joke is in very poor taste: I only weighed 9 pounds!

Mind you I have a cousin who weighed 12 . . .  LOL.

Richmond.

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> Thanks to all of the RunRev team for the consistent hard work over the last year, it's not easy satisfying a bunch of customers like us.  You may not always get it right, but like the Everready bunny, you keep on working at it, and that's much appreciated !!
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> Merry Christmas to you all and the very best of wishes for a safe, happy and healthy 2014...
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> Bob Earp
> White Rock, British Columbia.
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