Subject: While Bome Rurns.........

[Francis Nugent Dixon]

Richard,

 From an Irish man to a Scots man .....

So I thought " What a load of B****cks",
and then poured myself a Jameson.
Things looked a bit better, so I poured
myself a second Jameson.

This time, I thought "This is totally useless".
"I wonder why he tasted my wime !"

Then I had another Jameson..........

I am not under the affluence of incohol, as
some tinkle peep I am, but I am gebinning to
assepriate your little siece of poftware.

You should moo door ot these groprams.

Bome might be rurning, but Jameson mill wake
your woftsare gropram asbolutey nascifating 1

-Gest Berards

SanFris