[OT] Max-Gentleman

[Richmond Mathewson]

On 08/03/2011 08:24 PM, Timothy Miller wrote:
> When I was in college, an insecure acquaintance of mine replied to an advertisement in a gentleman's magazine: "Get a 12 inch penis in 30 days." The price was painfully high, but he hoped for rich rewards.
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> About four weeks later, dizzy with curiosity and hope, he ripped open the plain unmarked package.
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> He got a twelve inch rubber penis.
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> Cheers,
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> Tim
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Well, when I was 15 a friend and I sent off for some "real grass", with the
inevitable result . . .  :)