[OT] Max-Gentleman

Timothy Miller gandalf at doctorTimothyMiller.com
Wed Aug 3 13:24:36 EDT 2011


When I was in college, an insecure acquaintance of mine replied to an advertisement in a gentleman's magazine: "Get a 12 inch penis in 30 days." The price was painfully high, but he hoped for rich rewards.

About four weeks later, dizzy with curiosity and hope, he ripped open the plain unmarked package.

He got a twelve inch rubber penis.

Cheers,


Tim


On Aug 2, 2011, at 9:27 AM, Richmond Mathewson wrote:

> Does anybody know who "Max-Gentleman" is?
> 
> He keeps sending me e-mails (to all my e-mail accounts), and obviously
> is a very short person (P.O.R.G. - person of restricted growth) as he seems to be
> appealing for some sort of pills to make him grow.
> 
> Should I feel sorry for this chap, considering he is vertically challenged?
> 
> Considering his parents, considering his short stature, have given him a sadistic moniker?
> 
> And, can anybody suggest a way to help him in such a way that he stops filling my in-boxes and spam-boxes up with his importunings?
> 
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