[OT] or maybe not ?

[Richmond Mathewson]

  This may be more relevant than we realise, especially
in light of recent drawn-out discussions on this list:

http://www.macrumors.com/2010/05/03/macrumors-blood-drive/

"to increase the number of blood donations by people in the Mac community"

"Aarrr!" grunts farmer George and wonders who the thirsty vampire
might be . . .

suggestions both welcome and encouraged

be creative (I mean "SJ" is a bit too obvious; and, anyway, he's a vegan;
sucks plant juice.)