Bad jokes [was: Re: [OT] GameOver Mr. Jobs]
Devin Asay
devin_asay at byu.edu
Fri Apr 23 16:31:42 EDT 2010
On Apr 23, 2010, at 2:20 PM, J. Landman Gay wrote:
> :) Reminds me of an old soviet joke from some years ago:
>
> "Capitalism is the exploitation of one man by another. Communism is
> exactly the opposite."
>
> Which, in turn, reminds me of yet another soviet joke:
>
> "In the Soviet Union we have freedom of speech, freedom of press, and
> freedom of association. In America, they have freedom *after* speech,
> freedom after press, and freedom after association."
Ahhh! Old Soviet Union jokes!
Question: How can you tell communism is not based on science?
Answer: If it were based on science they would have tried it out on dogs first.
Devin
Devin Asay
Humanities Technology and Research Support Center
Brigham Young University
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