Bad jokes [was: Re: [OT] GameOver Mr. Jobs]

[J. Landman Gay]

François Chaplais wrote:
> Reminds me of an old IT joke:
> 
> Today I have manage to emulate a 4 digit calculator on my DEC-Alpha.
> Tomorrow I will do the reverse.

:) Reminds me of an old soviet joke from some years ago:

"Capitalism is the exploitation of one man by another. Communism is 
exactly the opposite."

Which, in turn, reminds me of yet another soviet joke:

"In the Soviet Union we have freedom of speech, freedom of press, and 
freedom of association. In America, they have freedom *after* speech, 
freedom after press, and freedom after association."

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