and they're off...

[J. Landman Gay]

Andre Garzia wrote:
> traffic lights are very subjective... it goes like this:
> 
> GREEN: "Okay, no need to even look around!"
> YELLOW: "Accelerate, warp 9 sulu!!!"
> RED: "You're allowed to pass slowly in a conscious
> i-am-breaking-the-law-but-i-have-a-good-heart way"

You forgot the one where the light doesn't matter as long as you honk 
your horn very loudly and repeatedly as you speed through the 
intersection going 90mph. We almost lost a bumper on that one.

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