Warnings: (was) Moving a File

[Dave]

On 7 Mar 2007, at 16:44, Martin Baxter wrote:
> It's nice to see a product warning that has a measured and human tone.
>
> Compare with the box of matches in my kitchen...
>
> STORE IN A DRY PLACE
> KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
>
> Storing in a dry place is a good idea in most cases I would  
> imagine, but only a small minority of children are too dangerous to  
> approach.
>
> Martin Baxter

Of course there's warning that can be found in quite a few of the  
older English Pubs, on a low ceiling beam or door:

"Duck or Grouse"

Dave