Top Ten...

[Dom]

Rediscovered an old HyperCard stack from 1991 in my archives...
Its title "Top Ten Machine"

In it, a number of chosen "top Ten"
I present you this one:

Top Ten Macintosh Oxymorons
10.  Bug-free version of Microsoft Word
9.   Fully-compatible INIT
8.   Knowledgeable computer salesperson
7.   Ship on schedule
6.   Low-cost Macintosh
5.   Reliable network
4.   Money-back hard disk guarantee
>3.   English-like programming language
2.   Apple support
1.   BMUG management

Remember that it is from 1991!
Please note the 3...

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