OS Funnies

[Pierre Sahores]

Le ven 26/09/2003 à 20:15, Ken Ray a écrit :
> LOL! 
> 
> Ken Ray
> Sons of Thunder Software
> Email: kray at sonsothunder.com
> Web Site: http://www.sonsothunder.com/
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: use-revolution-admin at lists.runrev.com
> [mailto:use-revolution-admin at lists.runrev.com] On Behalf Of Patrick
> Gilmartin
> Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 12:02 PM
> To: use-revolution at lists.runrev.com
> Subject: OS Funnies
> 
> 
> Thought this might help start off the weekend right.  I have been
> spending more time working with different Servers and OSes, and a friend
> sent this to me.
> 
> If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines 
> IF OPERATING SYSTEMS RAN THE AIRLINES
> 
> UNIX Airways:
> 
> Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come
> to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the
> plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what
> kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
> 
> Air DOS:
> 
> Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump
> on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again.
> Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...
> 
> Mac Airlines:
> 
> All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents
> look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions
> about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't
> need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done
> for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.
> 
> Windows Air:
> 
> The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards,
> easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After
> about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning
> whatsoever.
> 
> Windows NT Air:
> 
> Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes,
> and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius
> when it explodes.
> 
> Linux Air:
> 
> Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to
> start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters,
> and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to
> cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download
> and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you
> are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the
> seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is
> very comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time without
> a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to
> tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but
> all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?" 
> 
> 
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